Unlikely Batman Quotes

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

There's funny....then there is total NOT right - Spoof off Kissed a Girl... uh WTF

This kid plays the red dot game, and gets a great surprise for finishing level 1.. - LOL

There are no stops on this historical tour of Old Europe, except by painful accident - Sometimes you hit the building and sometimes the building hits YOU - Either way it's pain!

Disappointed with the ending of the Harry Potter film series? Not enough Master Chief in it for you? Well fear not, here's how the last film should've ended. Maybe they can bring out a director's cut on the DVD?

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

Time to get your pussy looking trim & tight (WTF?) - It only works if your cats not lazy like this one..

We've seen plenty of burnouts end with a fire but we've never seen one that actually starts with a fire. Rodney Waters HQ sedan goes up in flames right from the start at Kandos. It's crazy insane.

WFAA’s Gordon Keith reaches into his bag of lulz and pulls out some medicine that tastes a little like two ferns and spoons it into Zach Galifianakis’s mouth. Prepare to witness genius at work - AWESOME!

During the Pan Am Games, cheerleader Mariana de Leon misjudges how much room she has behind her and falls into a swimming pool.

A new piece of Banksy graffitti has been discovered in Libya and the locals are very excited about the implications for the future of their country and all the resultant tourism...