Exotic Dancing FAIL!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

It's supposed to be a woman's most important day, the time when all of her friends and family will be watching as she gets swaps vows with the man of her life - So how in the hell did it all end up like this - WTF!?

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

Continuing on with the 'Epic Rap Battles of History' we now move into Season 3 where the feared pirate Blackbeard comes face-to-face with Chicago's own Al Capone. Who will win theis battle of the baddies?

There are two good things to come out of this. One, his sandals are now clean. Two, all the diseases in New York are now quarantined within one man.

One of the most painful broken leg videos I have seen in awhile. Two South African soccer players go after the ball and they both end up regretting the aftermath.

Uh... sounds like Eli forgot what to say. - LOL

Fancy winning the chance to meet the creators of the PlayStation® game Uncharted and create your own in-game multiplayer character for Uncharted 3 - All you have to do is audition and prove you are as good as Nathan Drake.

This is Lithuanian Žydrūnas Savickas who lifts, albeit momentarily, over 523kg of weight. Okay, it might not be above his head, but still, you wouldn't want to have a quarrel with the guy.

To be or not to be - that is the question. In a world where excess is the norm, one thing's for sure though, none of this lot are ever going to make it as The Next Top Model ! One too many for model behaviour ?!

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.