Evil Rooster Laugh

Ever wondered how to tell when an evil, villainous rooster's plan is about to come to fruition? Just listed to his crow. If it starts out normal and ends like this, make sure you're not standing on a trap door...

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

After more Lego themed games than you could shake a multitude of sticks at it's about damn time that they moved into creating feature length movies in the inimitable Lego style. Here's what that might look like.

Sorry, dude, but they clearly aren't into light-haired gay bears, best wait for the mens races you might have more luck then.

Sometimes animals do things that humand find.....Dumb. I have no idea why the dog did what he did, but I think you can tell he feels pretty stupid afterwards. Or he is on a higher plane of intelligence?

The kick itself was pretty damn impressive but what makes it even better in the way that the commentators totally lose their minds after seeing it. Kudos for Anthony Pettis though, I wouldn't want him kicking me in the face.

This guy blows a jump and sends his Kia crashing down a hill. I wonder if he knows there are easier ways to let your parents know that you really didn't want a Kia.

Quick time events are shorthand for "This game is sh#t". They mark the point where the game's devs ran out of ideas and opted for Simple Simon style gameplay. This case is no different though it is more hilarious than normal.

If you have the appropriate paperwork then you can make yourself one of these and fend off home invaders using beefy artillery without so much as waking up the kids. You might look a bit daft, but it's as quiet as a whisper!

Spend a weekend in Vegas with some of Hollywood's most memorable trips to Sin City—but be warned it's an epic 10 minutes long, but the way it's edited it comes across like a mini-movie by itself.

Mashing up Breaking Bad with Downton Abbey might sound like an impossible task, but Colbert has managed it. I'm not sure exactly what Lord Grantham and his lackeys are brewing up but I bet it's good with crumpets.