Not So Amazing Spiderman

Quick time events are shorthand for "This game is sh#t". They mark the point where the game's devs ran out of ideas and opted for Simple Simon style gameplay. This case is no different though it is more hilarious than normal.

This is one way to screw up your kids early LOL

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.

His voice is now probably 3 octaves higher.. LOL

With big responsibility comes BIG FAIL!, it's a law of the universe that cannot be changed - This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

I’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible.

A couple weeks ago we posted a clip of a guy who just barely avoided getting hit by a bus. This guy balances out that running and jumping fast...