Dough Bane

Your pastries must be more severe! Seriously though, this is both terrifying AND adorable. I must have it! Grab your credit cards and follow me to google! TO GOOGLE!

Proof that paint & idiots mis really well and combine to produce a striking shade of FAIL! Why do you check the lid on that can of paint before you leave the store? This is why.

Don't let your eye be distracted by the three hotties in the front of the picture posing in just their underwear. Off in the distance is quite possibly the greatest superhero costume ever created.

Because nothing helps to get rid of a headache like a meat truncheon enthusiastically jabbing bruises into your thighs and back.

A typical sight in the motherland - every man who goes out for groceries must wear skin tight lycra in the most garish colors available. The velour and painful looking butt wedgie are optional though.

Don't listen to those people who taunt you in the street about the fact you are a geek a a wastezoid, spending all your life in a make-believe world. When they meet a moose it will be them who will be in trouble. Epic!

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.

In their little cat worlds, kitty's have their own ways of travelling, similar to our own but more cat-like and daft. Here's a rundown of how they get around town (or your living room). From monorail to double decker. All aboard.