Dog Sledding FTW!

Domestic dogs really do have great lives, just look how much fun they have. I'm so jealous of them, they don't have to work, get fed for free and when it snows they have a built in device to use as a sled, their coats.

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

I figured this was just some jackass using magnets to spin a 'stone' around on a table, but then he put it on a glass table and my head assploded. Answers on a postcard please. I can't figure this one out...

My favorite is the one were they go to the chili festival and homer pours wax on his tongue and eats the hottest chills known to man but then loses his marbles priceless.

The Smith & Wesson 500 handgun isn't just a gun. It also makes a great juicer. Slow down time and all of a sudden nature becomes very interesting subject matter - Prepare to witness awesomeness in action!

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

Are you sick of those gay, lame perfume commercials, that are supposed to drive women wild? It was only a matter of time before someone made a parody and here it is. Perfect

If this isn't exactly the same way that YOU play Skyrim then you're probably not doing it right. if it moves, stab it, set it on fire and fill it full of arrows. Aim for the chest or head too. Knees are too cliche.

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".

People really are totally awesome. Not all people, obviously. That weird guy who sits next to you on the bus and trumps isn't awesome. Neither are Mormons. Some are awesome though, and these are they.

I'm not great at math but I can tell the product of that equation will be AWESOMENESS. The stretchiness of a prophylactic versus the raw power of a mentos and coca cola explosion. Which will win? Place your bets now!