Dinosaur Handler FAIL!

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

You can't really blame the guys for this. They might have superpowers but nobody has the power to resist a quick look at DAT ASS! Seriously, if my life was on the line I'd probably still scope out Scarlett Johansson bootay.

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.

When a son goes off to university, it can be a traumatic time for the father. They like to appear strong, but inside, they hurt. Their little boy is becoming a man and that can be painful. Or dad could have a degenerative disease.

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

Everyone thinks Link is all cute and that, going around in his little green get-up, shuffling along like butter wouldn't melt. But just look at the devastation wrought, the suffering he leaves behind. He's a monster!

Sure, if you live in a fictional movie land of faries and happy endings then Valentines day was just the best thing ever! However, if you live in the real world it's slightly different :(

Like me, are you prone to doing this all the time. Go into a room with the intent of doing something and forget what it was? Good thing it can't be that important or you would have remembered i guess?

Why is it that Apple can come up with all kinds of awesome new technologies, but they can't come up with a simple fix for a huge problem like this?

When the other half's got the painters & decorators in, what do you do if she fancies a bit of making the beast with two backs? Well if you're Jack Nicholson in The Shining, a deranged killer, even you might not be able to handle it.

This is a phrase that women use all the time but frankly I agree with Ashton. Until you've had to pee with morning wood, you don't know the meaning of the word.