Date Gone Well

In he fantasy world of video gaming life is slightly different than the cold hard light of reality - How comes the dates I go on where there's blood on the bumper don't end with a compliment?

You might have thought you'd seen the ultimate in duckface. You haven't until you've seen this picture. This duckface is packed with the duckyness of over 10 ducklings.

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Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

In the UK they have come up with a simple and radical solution to the bullying problem in schools, it's sage-like advice from douchebags who have obviously never been to sensitivity training.

They don't judge.. but they DO fling pooh.

He might like to nom on the rancid droppings of god knows how many animals, but when it comes to the amber nectar you have to admit he has got a point!

Sure, it's a worthy cause but the video makes it all a bit too simplistic. Like Kony is the only bad thing in the region and everything will be sunshine and light with him out of the picture. Either way, trolling is always lolz.

What your cat does in the privacy of your bathroom is probably best kept between your cat and the porcelain. It's anybody's guess why his hand is in the john but that look on his face says he was up to something...

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

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