Dancing Machines Compilation Video

You can find dancing machines of all makes and models in this compilation. I'm going to level with you, though, many of them are old and in need of repair.

Altogether now, lets hear it.....AWwwwwwwwww! It might look like a bunny rabbit from some surreal parallel dimension, but believe it or not it's actually kinda cute. Even when he tries to bite through your hand!

If you've ever hit your nuts then will know what these guys are about to go through. Ooof, right in the babymaker. Or ex-babymaker. But if they're dumb enough to do this, do we really want their spawn walking the earth?

For your amusement I present Skifcha, the dubstep cat, complete with hipster glasses (with no lenses) and a fashionable moustache. If you have red/cyan glasses, find him on YouTube for the 3D version!

When the Fox News Team start joining in with an internet meme, that meme is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees. It's hilariously painful to watch, like your parents trying to be cool.

This is part of NYC's ongoing effort to annoy more people more of the time. Now, instead of traveling to a city office to have your day ruined, you can wake up to the sounds of your car being destroyed.

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

This is the dawning of the age of dancing about in your bedroom in hawt lingerie! Yay!

There's nothing quite as enjoyable as laughing at someone else's expense, and with this video you get to laugh your ass ass at all of the years greatest schadenfreude in a single epic montage of failure. Xmas came early!

The only explanation I can come up with for this is that you reach a certain age and you start looking for ways to die.

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.