Crownfish

A beauty queen in a life raft, adrift at sea, guided by a penguin. Darkly surreal!

Cowboys, dinosaurs in space, mech-warriors, baby angels, Daleks — if this trailer for series seven of Dr. Who doesn’t get you wet, then you need to check your pulse. It looks like it’s going to be an epic season for fans.

Whether you’re on live TV or not, when you got to smoke, you got to smoke. Just don’t bogart that joint, there are rules to follow and it’s good to see Zach passes that doob around. Sharing’s caring yo.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

Unless Satan is looking for a new pet I have a feeling this little fella is stuck at the animal shelter for good.

It was basically the biggest box office movie of last year and here are all the sins found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.

Now this is taking a bit of summer time fun to the next level. Rope swing to 60 ft quadruple back flip into water. The amount of things that could go wrong here are countless. Mike Wilson proves that he is a god amongst lesser mortals!

This is always good to watch, and the best thing is you can do it sitting down If you're an obese trans-fat lump of a person or you're so stoned you can't stand up, you can bong shot, then pong shot. The sport of champions.

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

The Monkey’s Woolly Actors Guild are tirelessly campaigning to give equal opportunities for woolly actors the world over & they’re re-edited Jurassic Park with kids favourite Bagpuss. It’s a revelation!

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.