Another Possessed Demon Dog

Unless Satan is looking for a new pet I have a feeling this little fella is stuck at the animal shelter for good.

It wasn't like this when I was a kid. These guys have perfected their art and fitted all the cars with warp drives to make them go just short of the speed of light. In a race like this though, there are no winners...

So you want to be a superhero, but you don't want to put the hours in chasing crims unless you've got yourself some gadgets. Well in this video you'll see how to up-cycle a junk table-saw blade, into a real life batarang.

The timing on this is incredible. This chick goes over 50 miles in a bike race and the moment she removes her helmet she flips over the handlebars and lands on her head.

He could've at least dressed up in a Zelda costume, but other than that minor disappointment, this is pretty good. But it does beg the tragic question: How many wine glasses were harmed in the making of this?

Unlike Lauren Conrad, this cop has trouble stopping traffic. When a speeding car doesn't see him in front of a giant semi, he ends up their newest hood ornament.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with & never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

If you are gonna slam, make it the face, whats the point of doing anything half-cocked - Make it HURT! - Poor old guy's not paying attention..That HAD to hurt - LOL!!!

There's drinking, drinking to excess....and then there's this - WTF!?! Someone needs to do some serious research into canine behaviour and work out if this mutt is just plain dumb or a total genius, he's totally self-sufficient.

Don't feel bad dude. Most of us feel the exact same way about this screwed up economy.