Chocolate Cake

How you end up naked with chocolate all over someone else's kitchen is beyond me..LOL

Yep it's a video of a cat. Yep it's kinda stupid. It's not long though so if you want your fifteen seconds back, send us your details and we'll email you your chronomatic refund. We may even throw in a extra second for good measure.

Ever wondered what supervillains get up to once they're retired from a life of crime? Here's what Banes been upto since he tried to take over Gotham and complete Ra's Al Ghul plan for destruction and rebirth.

This is a tough gig, Lars Larson works at the Topless Trampolining World Championships, massaging and making sure the competitors are tip-top. The list for an apprenticeship must be endless?

Thanks, internet, I definitely didn't have enough stuff to have nightmares about. This creepy old dude popping his eyes out should do nicely.

Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.

A young Canucks fan takes the crowd by storm with his kick-ass dance moves. This little guy got to meet Dan Hamhuis after the game and get a signed jersey as well.

I'm not great at math but I can tell the product of that equation will be AWESOMENESS. The stretchiness of a prophylactic versus the raw power of a mentos and coca cola explosion. Which will win? Place your bets now!

Bullets being fired at metal sheets as captured by video cameras running at 1 million frames per second. There are no sound effects in the video but feel free to make your own. BANG BANG, PEW PEW PEW!

The Man, The Legend, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan. Behold him in all his glory - WTF?

Spider bite leaves a huge gaping hole in the side of this lady's face.. SICK-SICK-SICK! - WTF