Spider Bite Babe

Spider bite leaves a huge gaping hole in the side of this lady's face.. SICK-SICK-SICK! - WTF

What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.

Most of the internet's full of fluff, but not this video of dogs, baby goats and other animals having fun on trampolines, this will stimulate the grey matter as you ponder the philosophical implications of a cat bouncing up & down.

Matt Romney has a real good sense of humor. The day before the Michigan primary he decides to call his stressed out father with an Arnie soundboard and generate some sponteneous lolz.

There’s something weird and creepy but strangely hypnotic about watching a music video with the music removed. It’s almost like you’ve had some kind of stroke and you’re sense aren’t what they used to be.

If you thought that Farming Simulator was badass, you aint seen nothing yet. While combine harvesters and other farming machinery might be gangster, it ain't got nothing on a street cleaning machine. F'real.

Similar to real life, if what you find on Chatroulette seems too good to be true, it probably is. Still, i bet this dude is gonna spend the rest of his life watching after that!

Shades? Check. Motorbike? Check. inability to control said motorbike? Big check! Even with shades and a bike it's hard to look cool when you've just catapulted yourself over the handlebars and taken a big hungry bite out of the asphault...

In a world whose fabric seems to be crumbling away in a sea of economic collapse and urban rage, fuelled by a corrupt capitalist system that rewards selfishness and greed, even shadows won't work properly.

If you enjoy games like Sumotori, and QWOP even if it's just to laugh at how awkward and ungainly it looks to play, then this could be another instant classic. Complex surgery, with the flapping hands of a full blown retard.

If it's got Alan Rickman singing in character as Hans Gruber, I'm in. I don't need to hear anything more, shut up and take my money. Seriously, if this was a new west-end show I'd already have my tickets.