Chick Champagne Cork FAIL!

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

It's basically a Christmas tradition to revisit this video every year. Here's hoping that Santa landed on your truck with all the presents you wanted this year!

The two girls in the middle looked pretty bad when they couldn't perform the routine, but suddenly their teammate slams her face into the gym floor and the attention quickly shifted away from them. Lucky escape ladies.

There's a lot of camaraderie in the army but that also means a lot of pranking too. So pity this poor guy, all he wants is to take a peaceful dump, but he's friends have other ideas of the explosive kind.

Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

Kid slips off the top of a steel pipe and takes a crushing nutshot before landing on his head. Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose BAD!

It's long been known that it would take a truly special man.Well Greatness is upon us in the form of Barak Obama. The man is truly a visionary!

The old and prematurely balding cast of the Expendables get tuneful in this awesome but woefully brief mashup of the movie with a musical theatre tilt. The solo from Jet Li is freaking hilarious.