"Who The F*ck Is Justin Bieber?"

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

It's quite amazing, the similarities between them and us really are so obvious so it's difficult to tell us apart - if you are a religious nut please watch this and see the real light.

Respect to the chefs cos cooking noodles really can be an elaborate job !

Three members (Ebba Lovisa Andersson, Amanda Wikström and Petra Brohäll) from the Swedish vocal group Erato sings Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend" while they accompany themselves on empty cottage cheese containers...

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

There are certain things you should do on a first date and certain things you shouldn't. squeezing out a silence piercing trouser trumpet solo falls into the latter category. Here's hoping he didn't hear it.

This is probably the single greatest contraption that man has ever invented. Sure the wheel was pretty good, round and rollable, but it couldn't fire a delicious frosty beverage into your waiting hand, could it?

Ever wondered what Metallica's Nothing Else Matters would sound like if it was shifted into a major scale? Me either, but the result is one seriously happy sounding song. If you don't believe me, watch this!

Got a small dog and a big pile of leafs in your back yard. Yes? Cool, now you can have hours of fun throwing his favourite ball into the mountain of vegetation and laugh while he struggles in vain.

Leaping gracefully from a jetty onto your neon blue lit yacht would look pretty sweet. Unfortunately for this guy, that's not what's about to happen. He's about to attempt it, but it won't be graceful...

Dad and Granddad team up to launch junior into a ceiling fan. I have seen advertisements for the pillow he lands on, I think he would of been better off just hitting the floor.