Cats Love Water. Honest!

No animal looks quite so sorry for itself as a cat drenched in water. It's like the water saps the very life out of them, like every shred of decency and respect has been washed out of them and down the plughole.

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

Most people enjoy a good burger. This guy Really, REALLY enjoys a good burger. So much so that he has to put his pants in the laundry after he's done eating it, just for good measure. Here's his song.

Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.

He's got one less problem without a certain congressman, as the president sings the second song of the summer in this well-edited clip that proves when he finally stops being president he's definitely got a career in the pop industry.

Making car noises might sound kinda lame but this guy has spent his life perfecting it. and despite the fact that it's a completely useless talent and he'll probably never get a real job, the judges like it.

You're just unboxing your new Central Station monitor--then BAM!--the machine uprising slaps you in the face. Next we're being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on.

After watching this video I'm still not 100% clear on what toroidal vortices are but there's one thing I do know for sure. Dolphins are freaking awesome. Blowing air bubble rings, chasing them then eating them = awesome.

Probably one of the more unusual morning rituals, even for a dog. 'Chaos' here likes to wake himself up in the mornings by sliding down the staircase on his side. Is he unique or just 'special'?

Johnny talks to Graham Norton about his father and some of the practical jokes that he used to play. The fact that his dad had a sense of humor like this probably explains a lot about Johnny and Jackass...

Behold! The most famous cats of the interwebz - Rejoice as Grumpy Cat, Colonel Meow, Oskar the Blind Cat, Nala Cat, and Hamilton the Hipster Cat come together—what a time to be alive.