Breaking Bread

It's a lot less gritty than Breaking Bad. Essentially it's about two guys with nothing to lose who start making wholemeal loaves in a portable bakery.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.

It's all about those lovely leafy lumps. This could just be a freak occorrunce or it could be the first recorded image of the fabled booty tree. Either way I totally wanna give it a little squeeze.

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted was a bodacious music-loving party dude. And now the future he waited so long for is here, what slamming tunes are there for him to party hard too? Oh crap, Rebecca Black. What happened?

Yeah, Ariel was kinda cray-cray. If I was in his shoes I would have ran a mile. unless she was one of those fish parts on top, lady parts on bottom mermaids...

There was a time when giant birds roamed the earth, flying about and stealing babies to feed to their young. Fortunately, giant though they were, they weren't resistant to a little firepower.

Up in the heavens a cosmic ballet unfolds across the blackness of space, stars are born, solar systems die, as creation and destruction intertwine like lovers. But back here on earth, we've got far more important things to do.

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!

Holy hell that's a scary looking swell. There's no way you would catch me on a surfboard while some horrifying, tentacled sea monster is on the loose, looking for a fleshy meat flavoured snack...