Bottle Rocket Face FAIL!

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!

They might act all cute & cuddly when they want something, but cats can be total jerk-offs too. There seems to be no rhyme or reason behind why they’re doing it either, other than just the joy of being an a-hole.

Jimmy Kimmel and Freddie Wong meet each other in the men’s room and then things take a turn for the worse. And they do battle—with their ties! If you were asked who was the winner, you’d have to say it was… a tie.

An alligator whisperer casually plucks a gator out of the water and lifts it above his head - in a scene reminiscent of Dirty Dancing. Tour guide Lance Lacrosse, 29, was recorded performing the stunt in a swamp in Louisiana.

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

Should you always believe the weatherman? Probably not if he's anything like the guy in this clip, who seems to care more about the leftover macaroni cheese from his party than he does about the weather.

If you are really lucky on safari then you might catch some lions chilling out in their natural habitat !

If you want some self defence lessons, you want to be taking them from a man in a sleeveless t-shirt. If possible he should also be wearing baggy stars-and-stripes joggers as well. The mullet is optional.

Politicking ain't easy. You have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.

Sometimes you want to make a big entrance and impress your new wife. Sometimes it FAILS! Groom speeds down a zipline and crashes into his bride from behind. I guess he couldn't wait for the wedding night.

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am.