Bird Sounds Like A Baby

What the heck have they been feeding this feathered voice impressionist, whatever it is it seems to be working pretty damn amazingly - It's almost tempting to say that these baby sounds have been dubbed in.

"Look, guys, relax. I just want to hang out and chill. I mean, yeah, I am probably going to eat you, but that's way later."

Dropping a stinking in the UK would lead to some disparaging glances, but most people would be too polite to confront you. Not in the 'hood. Down there they'll tell you just exactly how nasty they think you are. Too right.

Assorted destruction in super slow-mo. It’s mesmerizing stuff, I wish the world had a super slow-mo function like you had on GoldenEye on the N64. A hot girl walks by, super slow-mo that down.

Finally, an activity that Florida State senator Mike Bennett can really use to connect with his constituents: trying to hide your dirty internet browsing while you pretend to work - Make him President!

Mostly with newborn babies you dress them in a onesie, the all-in-one bodysuit that ensures they’re kept warm and relatively dry but means you can also get access to their diaper quickly when you need to.

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.

Most dog's can't even be taught not to poop in the corner of the room and attack the postman every morning. This one has been trained to act. Possibly. I wonder if he's ever done any Shakespeare?

This is one tough cookie—an iron bar, steel spears and even an electric drill couldn't break through the skin of Zhao Rui, a 24-years-old Shaolin monk badass. What the heck is he made of, titanium?

Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with? These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

Fat people falling off skateboards and soulless ginger kids are two things that will always make the internet great. It's not a case of 'Look son, this is how you do it!'