Before-The-Finish-Line Faceplant

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

Everything you need to know about the eurozone going down the toilet is summarised in this video. Essentially it's a reenacting of a financial crisis through the medium of three idiots on a tree branch. Enjoy.

Prepare to witness the bitrh of a new meme! This is the most amusing advert for a bed invading taxidermists that you will see today. Guaranteed. Speak to Chuck Testa. He knows what's up.

All Billy Joel's greatest hits from disc 1 of The Essential Billy Joel, all 18 of them, played at the same time. It sounds sort of like you imagine a monstrous hell hole would that came to swallow the earth once the sun had died & exploded.

This Cat can serve up a punch with the best of them, but the day he met this Dog, it was the battle of the immovable object vs the unstoppable force.

So just what has this sweet looking old lady got hidden under her bed? Ah. Well, it looks like they’ve found something that can certainly bring her some joy, whether she’ll want to part with it is another matter.

The latest project from the mind of Sacha Baron Cohen, the man behind Ali G, Borat and Bruno. This time he's playing a stereotypical dictator who gets with Megan Fox in return for a bag of uncut gemstones. Nice.

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

Not sure exactly how to eat that Christmas dinner? Never fear, Billy is here to make all the festive faux pas so that you don't have to. There's nothing that he can't make a mess out of. LOL.

Who knew? Apparently it's possible to play dominoes with trees. All you need is a small patch of forest and an extremely skilled lumberjack and you too can mimic scenes like these and incur the wrath of the Ents.

In Wales, UK they like to get incredibly drunk, so drunk that they can't even ride their bike home after heading out to the local taverna for a few light ales after a hard day's graft—face meet floor.