Bad Hair Day

When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.

This is a shirt for the everyday guy! We all know we're a bunch of dickheads, now we have a shirt to illustrate that fact!

They begin to learn at such a young age..

I know what you are thinking, there is NO way some silly test can determine what is my all-time favourite film without asking me any movie trivia questions to find out. But the shocking truth is it CAN!!!

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

Sometimes life is totally without meaning or cause, but if you happen to be a nerd there is a brief moment of hope. Take Geoffrey Arend for example, how did such a geek end up with the cute & curvy Christina Hendricks. Bastard.

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.

Quite possibly the biggest reason to hate the appearance of the winter months, that and the fact that all the bikinis have gone into hibernation... If you are unemployed however, this will make no sense!

There was a time, pre-internet, a place where a Sony Walkman meant you were a techno-king amongst men, when cosplay was the just fat men dressed up as Zelda. That still goes on, but now you get this too.