Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Imitating what his owner does, the dog even gets the tune. - LOL

This little guy had just been given an apple to eat, and seems to act more like a puppy than a porcupine! He is definitely cute, but not the kind of thing you'd want jumping on your bed in the morning & licking your face!

It looks as if female athletics just took two steps forward and a massive shoulder to the chest back...to the floor and a possible KO! - Resulting in a BIG fat lip and a large bump on head - OUCH!

This is one way to get the attention of MI6, scrawl in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ.

How’s about this for creativity, and Herculean dedication? I get frustrated waiting for a microwave to cook my dinner, i’d have given up after someone had barely mentioned the idea. However…Needs moar mermaids!

How you end up naked with chocolate all over someone else's kitchen is beyond me..LOL

A mad mix of robotics and rubber gloves has made this housewife The Priceless One!!

It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program - Still the proof is in the pudding – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?

A Lamborghini driver gets tossed out his door after slamming into a wall. Not only did the driver survive but he escaped with just minor injuries. The car however......

Adult Swim's Robot Chicken imagine a world where regular storm troopers are allowed to ride speeder bikes. Hilarity ensues. If you hate Ewoks as much as everybody else does then you'll probably enjoy this.