You Find Yourself In A Room Game

You've probably played a text adventure game before, but not one like this. This is the world's only self aware text adventure game. It knows what it is, it knows what you are. Also it hates you and everything about you. Enjoy!

Use light refracting prisms, reflecting mirrors & colored crystals to help shoop-da-woop your avatar's lazers to their intended targets!

If you like pinball games you'll love this. It's addictive, cool and there are loads of different areas of the table to explore. Kill tiny little reanimated corpses with gigantic balls of steel!

Eat as much as you can & evolve you monsterous form into the ultimate predator !

Get ready for another round of the awesomely addictive block destruction !

Do you like your games Japanese flavored and completely retarded? If so then you're in luck because this is a game where you control a man in a cat costume and the aim is to claw at the cat toys as much as possible.

A seriously kewl shooting game based on HPLovecraft's short story where a guy stood there and shot zombies with a revolver over and over!!!

Here's a game that will appeal to your augmentation appetite, there is no plastic & no surgery involved, just something that looks like a bicycle pump & a cute chick

It's your favourite Italian plumber in a pocket-sized adventure game - Help Mario defeat King Koopa and win back the kidnapped princess.

A bomb in the face is the best way to get rid of your opponent. Walk softly and carry a big lighter.

Your aim in this funky racing game is to race with the kart or hovercraft over 8 different tracks in a spectacular battle to reach the finish first.