You Don't Want None Of This!

Probably the best running gag in the whole movie. They're drugs. They're awesome. You don't want them. It turns out he DOES want them, he just doesn't want to pay for them. Easy mistake to make...

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

The boy wizard takes a turn to the dark side of headbangers and puts a devil sign up to Hogwarts as this black-haired guitar demon shreds the fuck out of the Harry Potter song.

In soviet Russia, door slams you! With the aid of your mates, to swing you properly.

Unless you're into Czech comedies, you've probably never seen Muzi v Nadeji. After seeing how this smoking hottie ties back her auburn locks though, you may take a sudden interest in foreign cinema...

While being chased by police for a suspected robbery, the suspect makes it rain $100 bills on the freeway

If you start to feel queasy from the altitude then concentrate of the bottom of your screen and you will see some deliciously distracting cleavage. Kinda steps on the point of the video a little, but it amused me.

When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!

The running of the bulls in Spain. This year 6 of the runners have been gored and injured. In news terms this is on a level with "Pope wears funny hat". Still, it's nice to see idiots getting hurt.

Ninja cats are the most stealthy of all feline assassins. You won't even know they're there until they make their move and execute their target and by then it's too late to stop them. RIP racoon plushie. You will be missed.

Consider this video a nice reminder: you play with electrical fire and you're going to get burned. Thats the last time i try to get my kite free from a power line :(