You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

A colorful video for John Mayer’s “Queen of California” hit the web Tuesday, and it reimagines the song’s lyrics with artwork created using Zynga’s mobile game Draw Something.

Absolutely nothing goes right in this girl's attempt at a scare prank. Dude, think quick, she's already in the box. I think it's a perfect time to ship her to somewhere very remote.

Smoking Hot Actress Olivia Wilde gets pretty damn cute on the beach, if you use just a little imagination. Oh the possibilities, killer hot babe!

They’re two countries which share a close proximity to one another but culturally and politically couldn’t be further apart - time-lapse 100 years of styles are compared from 1910 to 2010.

The legend that is Baldrick lays it down on those nefarious banking hoodlums and pulling no punches. Instead he calls them criminals and gets all passionate and angry about what those swines have done to us!

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window.

A super cute animation about a dog eating his dinner. It's not satirical, hard-hitting, gross or meme worthy, but it is well animated and totally cute and sometimes that's all you need. Awww.

Is this a just fate for those greedy, bloated bankers? We lost an economy they lose their manhood - OMG!

We don't need to see her whole face in this video because her well-oiled behind is doing all the talking for her, and it says a thousand words with every shudder of the cheek...