Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

In most countries legal road racing is a thing of the past. Not on the Isle of Man. Over there it's a national institution. Here's a montage of racing highlights and some impressive but non-fatal bails.

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here” Er, Oooooooooook. Whatever yu say buddy, whatever you say. It's probably best to stay off the crack, yo.

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos were made for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, well, prepare yourself to get pwnd!

Learning’s always fun with Ze Franks “True Facts…” videos, because he delivers knowledge with a side of school boy chuckles and plenty of swearing. Plus it’s all delivered in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !

Don't have time to eat that corn-on-the-cob the old fashioned way? want another use for your Black & Decker power drill that will impress and amuse your friends? Combine those problems and craft one awesome solution!

Easy and welll worth the mess, this video shows you just how to prank those unfriendly roommates that drink your stuff. - LOL

These guys just had to do another video. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally jerk-bags.

Watching this video of Bad Lip Reading’s latest masterwork is probably the one and only time you’re going to be entertained by American Idol.