Why The Rapture Never Happened!

God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!

This is one that I've never fully understood so I'm glad it puzzle the philosoraptor too. A bikini is okay to wear out, yet underwear isn't. Women; you so crazy.

When it comes to proposing to your girlfriend, there are ways you should do it and ways you shouldn't do it. Falling in the former camp is this, it's full of so much win it hurts.

Literally......WTF!?!

I guess when you see a sign displayed like this you can't help break the rules by pulling out a camera and recording the event for those long nights in front of you computer :)

This pup chose to foster a few bunny babes.

I'm guessing this is NOT opportunity knocking! Just remember this the next time you here a knock at the door and are not expecting anyone!

She'd have to be a hooker for that..

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all!

This guy is wayy past being good....He's into the super-nerd zone - OMG!

If you stare really hard you can find it, it looks like a big red arrow & its making a loud fapping sound!