Why Hot Tubs are Gross

Hot tubs are steamy salacious cauldrons in which countless supermodels have splashed their way into America's collective male fantasy. But like so much fungi, there's an icky reality just below the surface of the water.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

The latest project from the mind of Sacha Baron Cohen, the man behind Ali G, Borat and Bruno. This time he's playing a stereotypical dictator who gets with Megan Fox in return for a bag of uncut gemstones. Nice.

Birthday cards are definitely not top of this kitten's list. As soon as she sees that card she loses it and goes into attack mode. Well it's either that or the horrendous sounds coming from that card are driving her insane?

It's getting difficult to stay ahead of the game nowadays, but stay with it! Thanks to a prank double-cross, an attempted headshot is converted to a nutshot. OUCH!

Longboarding is great fun, the only problem is you go very FAST and thats when things start to get hairy. The lead guy spins around just in time to take a 30mph knee to the chin

Foil on a kitchen counter. Who would have thought that it could be this goddamn hilarious? Not me. If you've got a cat you don't want jumping on your counter tops, try this. Remember to video it though!

When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the slightest?

Ever wanted to play an accurate simulation of the exploitation of impoverished Chinese factory workers? Regardless, someone has gone and made one. Also, it comes with an awesome Nintendo power glove rip off! WOO!

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

Having zero idea what's happening is technically both, 'fair,' and, 'balanced.'