Why CoD Isn't Good

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

It does exactly what it says in the title. But these are no ordinary farts you have to take them off the fattest friend you can find. Awesome!

Stupid place to put fireworks.. OUCH

Deep in the woods live poor old Tucker & Dale, all they want to do is help people, but everytime they offer a helping hand someone gets killed. Rednecks get a pretty rough deal in the movies these days.

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

Now this should NEVER be attempted on someone with a loaded gun, actually, OR by your spouse! As a hunter cleans his gun, his wife creeps up behind him with a balloon and gives him the scare of his life

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

You’re probably trying to forget it, but for everyone else here’s the hits from the year that gave us Pique, the jalapeño pepper mascot for FIFA 86. So get those rose-tinted glasses on and head off to planet nostalgia.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay!