Wanna Piece Of Me?

Oooh yeah, i really wanna get my hands on that, just look at the perfect round, succlent...wait, what? Sometimes something is just too good to be true. At least you'll be getting one of your daily 5 essentials.

You might have thought you'd seen the ultimate in duckface. You haven't until you've seen this picture. This duckface is packed with the duckyness of over 10 ducklings.

If the first thing that you think of when you see this sign is aging bond badass Sean Connery wringing his hands and biding his time while gentling cooing his pronunciation of 'soon' to himself, you're not the only one...

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!!! When I first saw this i actually right clicked to check if it was an animated gif. You win this round trollface, but I'll be back...

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

If you pass out first then you're putting yourself in a dangerous position. You know no matter how many times your buddies stack you full of crap, they're never going to tire of it. None of you will ever learn, will you?

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.