Ultimate Close Call Compilation 2014

From giant boulders nearly crushing someone to death, to lots of near-misses caught on Russian dashcams, this compilation will have you perched on the edge of your desk chair.

I take back any time I've refused to wear a helmet at any time in my life. This is one lucky kid.

Every major film blockbuster needs a wailing baby. Fact. Where would the movie Titanic be without a crying baby interrupting the most famous piece of dialogue from it? Or for that matter, where would 300 be?

The formula is a simple, yet surreal one: take video from Star Trek TNG, remove the sound and replace with a stream of hilarious lip synched gibberish = AWESOME!

It's just a matter of time before we become their slaves - Every time a cat opens a door, they come one step closer to enslaving humanity. Be thankful they don't have opposable thumbs....yet!

Teenagers filming fights on their camera phones is as old as happy slapping, but this footage from a school in Leicester is pretty shocking by anyone's standards.

A quick and completely scientific summary of the Occupy protests. Well, the ones that were about the wealth imbalance inherent in capitalist systems, anyway. Monkeys are just so goddamn awesome.

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

All good things must come to an end and it looks like it's time for this auto to meet the big scrap-heap in the sky! Time to pour out a 10W-40 in memory of this lowrider.

Who says a basketball isn't a deadly weapon? To be honest this could be the best movie death of all time. It's so realistic and if I'm not mistake that is Ma Fratelli from the goonies too.

It's how we are all feeling right now. After the tragic news that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert "Sparkly Nips" Pattinson, the globe is devastated. How will we go on living? One woman speaks for us all.