Two Lions Cuddle Guy

When two lions want to cuddle you, you don't question it. You just relax, take their lead, and go with it. Oh, and you also think desperately about when it was they last had some food?

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

Cannot wait for this show, there's nothing that makes me feel like a human being more than seeing orphaned children suffering. It's one of the great pleasures of life, so what if a kid's life is ruined, I'm getting some giggles.

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

You probably don’t need to watch a video to know this, but anything that bashes the Daily Mail can only really be a good thing, so totally worthy of your time. And the best way to do that is just to read out their headlines. Pwnd.

He's raving, he's raving. He's raving till the sun just comes down on him. Whoop-whoop! Reach for the lazers little one, get those white gloves on and dance till you can't dance no more.

This is one way to get the attention of MI6, scrawl in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ.

Proof that chicks dig Star Wars too - These cute girls feel the force for sure.. - UBER-COOL

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

Remember kids, in soviet Russia kite flies you. All you need to get some serious air on a lake is a rather large pool inflatable and a friend with a jet-ski, the rest, as they say, is down to the size of your balls.

The corpulent cooking host tries to ham it up for the cameras during a Thanksgiving food drive by catching a honey-baked with her face instead of her hands.