Titanic Abridged

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

There’s nothing sexier than a raw egg yolk. The embryonic, slimy texture plus the fear of salmonella is a real turn on. No? Lets hope Rocky never tries this with Adrianne.

If the shake weight is just a piece of regular exercise equipment then using it in a public place should get little or no reaction. When this guy tries to do just that he nearly gets arrested for public indecency.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

I'm sure it would have been a problem if it had been people fighting.. but this is just cute. LOL

These two BFFs deicded to take a magic carpet ride through their school together. It's probably the gayest thing you will see all day, but at least it's only half as gay as the Twilight series.

A beginning gymnast lands in possibly the worst position, right on his neck. Luckily, he recovered quickly.

Benny and Rafi Fine have gained notoriety with their Kids React series that they can now upgrade to YT celebrities. Enter Epic Mealtime dude, a couple of hot chicks and two dorks to react to some classic viral video.

A cat stands on its hind legs and throws some pretty mean punches at a dog that was picking on it.

It's kinda cool to watch but for the guy doing it, it's the most amazing thing that has ever been witnessed by anyone. Even that hippy dude who saw a double rainbow. Also, he's doing SCIENCE so it's important stuff too.

He might push that suave, sophisticated facade, but that's all it is. Underneath all of that he is a total bellamy. Hey Bond, sleeping with that many women isn't big and it isn't clever.