The Rest Of His Life

This is the first day of the rest of his life and by the look on his face he knows it. It's till death do you part now, and he must be banking on her dying pretty damn quick.

If only life was just like a video-game, huh? Paintball mode on! Donkey Kong Big head mode on! But it's always easier for someone to pull off a headshot with DK mode, so be careful with that one. But otherwise, shoot away.

Is the camel ticklish, or is he telling you that's a bad touch? Maybe you should slow down and not count on a camel ride, tonight.

This is Pardus the black leopard at Cheetah Experience and you'll coo as it plays with this woman, but note also how even when showing affection and playing it's actually honing its instinctual moves to kill.

The naval pilots of these helicopters got in serious trouble for these unscheduled splashdowns, but how else is a chopper pilot supposed to pick up cute chicks at Lake Tahoe?

So lets see if I got this straight. The US showed up but were late, England is left to fight Germany, and the French surrendered. Is this the World Cup or are we doing World War II again?

Do you like your fast food FAST? If so you should probably head on over to Nick Jays! Their food is so fast that you’ll actually meet yourself shortly after receiving your order, causing a temporal anomoly!

This little dog can dance better than you. But thats nothing really heavy to worry about because he may also freak out chicks better than you do too. So it's all good!

You see them everywhere, wide eyed crazy guys running around in pink shoes, jabbering away to themselves & shouting out random numbers. Just imagine how annoying it would be if they were armed with a megaphone!

It's always great watching people loose fights with inanimate objects. This diver forgets to jump over a chain railing, and ends up staying dry and bruised.

Everyone is an individual, but some definitely more than others. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is is the result of sticking your hand in a closing elevator and having the doors not open. Super weird.