The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Dock Ellis and the story that made him a legend. Dude managed to pitch a no hitter while completely off his ass on LSD. proof that drugs are performance enhancing, even if you are insane to take them.

And in the red corner, Google Street View, and in the blue corner, the new challenger, Microsoft’s Street Slide. It’s going to be an ugly fight, some may never come out alive!

If you’re feeling like you’re pretty rubbish at life, then meet Lise Linde Kronenberg, a one year old baby who can play a piano concert. Ish. By the time this child is five she’ll be president of the universe while juggling.

Acting clearly isn’t as easy as it looks. Especially when you have to portray 10 different things all at once. Playing a half-man half-bat in underpants is a doddle compared to what poor Justin has to do.

A cliche that has appeared time and time again in a whole bunch of your fav films. And, if you needed any proof of just how ubiquitous the phrase is, then it’s here in this supercut.

With more snow in New York City than in Sochi, one filmmaker is celebrating a new sport in snowboarding through the city's icy streets. This is how you get around New York in the snow.

A kitsch, cartoon-esque rendering of a band of rebellious soldiers who are both misunderstood and haplessly effective at aiding those in need.

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

When you've got a dude sandwich on a weak motorcycle, the crash is actually the least embarrassing part of the video.

Sometimes the age gap really sucks. These old guys can probably dance better than you. So don't bother watching this and throw yourself off the highest thing you can find instead.