The Creation Song

If you're going to get people to believe in God then get them when they're kids and all the reasoned arguments in the world won't dissuade them from their beliefs. Yay brainwashing!

The horror, the horror. If someone said the words “aquatic ballet” you wouldnt think it was a sport that was in anyway terrifying. Its ballet for Gods sake. But you’d be wrong, because it truly is abominable.

This is an incredible story about an infliction that affects many people throughout their lives. But Doreen is brave enough to relate her story for the benefit of others.

It’s a jungle out there, and so when wooing a mate it’s appropriate to act like an animal too. Taking mating rituals back to basics, this young couple act like they’re straight out of a nature documentary.

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

We don't need to see her whole face in this video because her well-oiled behind is doing all the talking for her, and it says a thousand words with every shudder of the cheek...

A cringingly bad advert for a frankly repellant product hailing from India. Sick and tired of that saggy old perforated hymen? Never fear, there's a cream for that! Now they just need a cream to relieve saggy chesticles...

The abs, the breathless desire, everything from the original is here, but it’s better because its Lego. And you’ll no doubt find it with far more powerful character chemistry and far more compelling acting.

A rather large girl attempts to jump through a gymnastics ring and hardly leaves the ground before she faceplants into the mat. If i were her i'd spend more time in science class learning about the laws of physics.

You might think of Badminton as Tennis' effeminate sibling, where the ball has been made infinitely more fabulous with the addition of a few feathers, but it's actually pretty damn good to watch. Check this out. Proof!

It’s good to know that if you’re ever in the company of Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig and Chris O’Dowd they know how to catch an annoying fly. And not just catch it either, but eat it too. WTF!?!