Suicide Bird

No matter how many times this cat throws a paw or a set of sharpened teeth his way, he continues to inch his way ever closer. You can just imagine a group of doves just off camera egging him on.

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?

Don't feel bad for him. He knows street urchins go in a separate bin!

A mysterious hole has suddenly appeared in the floor of Tom's apartment, and its origins are unknown. What is known is that everyone and everything seem to end up falling into the hole; and then there's also the creepy "hole people"...

What's the difference between a house cat and a tiger? Well, one of them is a few hundred pounds of pure wild instinct who isn't afraid to use your face as a claw sharpener. But there must be others.

Meatballs are delicious and you love them. So does Eustus. He loves them so much that he's going to sing you a song all about them and how to heat them up for consumption in a microwave. Mmmm. Yummy.

When meeting the Queen of England, it’s important to cock your leg out in the manner befitting a 12th century nobleman and then shuffle it about in a manner befitting a 21st raver.

Demolition is a delicate business, but this guy operates his machine about as well as a caffeinated 8-year old playing the crane game at the arcade.

They say it was the sponge that Mary Magdalene wiped Jeebus with when he was carrying the cross on his way to be crucified.

Stupidity is clearly nature's way of evening the odds against guys with power tools. In this case it's a clear 1-0 victory against dumb humans - FAIL!