Subway Stops Inches Before Woman on Tracks

The subway is a pretty dangerous, crazy place, but thankfully the quick reflexes of this conductor saved a life.

This is a stunning building implosion in the middle of a dense urban area. It's also the last step in finally getting rid of bedbugs.

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

Holy. Crap. In India they take their talent shows to the nth level, smashing all sorts of nasty stuff over themselves that on any mere mortal would render them horribly injured. Not these guys though.

She's lying on her back and she's got her pink friend with her...that'll be her phone then - HAWT!

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*

Old Gold time! 1998 was one hell of a drug. It was if this guy is anything to go by. He says cryptic computery things and sports a rapist beard. Also, he's a macfag, just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.

The WWE's own Olympic hopeful gets psyched about standing on that hallowed podium and decides to enter the fray. Not just for wrestling though, he's going to try and cover all bases, just to be sure...

Ever wondered what the tetris theme would sound like, being belted out by a full orchestra? Well now you know! If you enjoy it even half as much as the guy at 0:32, then this is essential viewing.