Still Alive - Played By Lazers

It might be a touch out of tune and the tempo may faulter from time to time, but c'mon, it's a freaking laserbeam. Cut it some slack. Also, when you see what it's etching while playing the song you'll sh#t bricks.

James Van Der Beek not just a talentless douchebag after all! OK, that was a bit harsh, he did star in Dawson' Creek which was one of the, er, lamest TV shows ever. But, there's always a chance for a person to redeem themselves.

Rule number 1: It's really important to realize that when you are doing something as manly as shark fishing, you really should not scream like a girl if something bad happens.

This awesomeness was captured at a football match in Turkey. It's possibly the largest trollface ever crafted by man not to mention the coolest thing that has ever happened in a game of soccer.

That's odd.... Viagra has never once mentioned "embarrassing dance moves" among its side-effects.

They’ve hit a great formula here, this video has a British guy in glasses, cats, slow motion, guns, explosions, stupid jokes, and a surprise plot twist, all the correct ingredients for a delicious Internet video.

Go big or go home. The original and the best car Jump compilation is back with some motor mayhem as this video compiles some of the best airborne automotive action from around the web.

This is surely what the GoPro camera was made for. Sure all those extreme sports adrenaline junkies will think it's for their death-defying antics but the internet knows the truth. It's for the cats.

In Dubai street racing's a national past time & the action takes place at the International Marine Club. This is where Lucas Ordonez heads to, taking Nissan's badass Juke-R to try & pwn some of the most famous supercars.

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.

This guy helps start off our April Fools Video Contest by scaring the hell out of his sleeping girlfriend.