Starbucks!

Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!

Not sure where they got all these statistics from, but there's a whole bunch of them, from the average time a pr0n film is watch to how many people admit to enjoying some time along with themselves. Learn it then impress your friends.

Ahhhh, the golden age of the interwebs, what a time that was, such innocence! It starts off slow but it was all worth it for Redtube in the 1900's!

You really have to ponder here "WTF were they thinking?". Maybe when your kids are playing a bit too rough you should take them here and scare them absolutely straight. Or die!?

He's got a point. After 238 episodes spanning 10 seasons, being the ever jovial butt of everyone's jokes, not once did anyone ask him how he was doing despite him asking others that very question over and over. "Friends" indeed...

I don't think poor Lance would approve of these two books being side-by-side, but it does give us all a good laugh!

The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

You might have thought you'd seen the ultimate in duckface. You haven't until you've seen this picture. This duckface is packed with the duckyness of over 10 ducklings.

In days of old in times of war, it was an important thing to keep morale as high as possible, absolutely any way you can. It usually involved a group song or prayer. How times have changed.