Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - Michael Bay Cut

London-based animator RageNineteen imagines what the 'Star Wars: Episode VII' teaser trailer would have probably looked like if it had been directed by the explosion-obsessed Transformers director, Michael Bay.

Gyms are full of douchebags. This is a statement of fact. If you have a gym membership there’s a one in five chance that you’re a total dick. That’s why I never go to gyms. I just chill in my moms basement eating pizza rolls.

Kids harassing you about getting a puppy? Then maybe you should give into them—why? Because this video is why. Dogs are so much better than humans, because they’ll give you unconditional love, no questions.

For those of you wearing hats with stickers on them, here is a handy guide showing you how to remove them so you don't look like such a twat. It's the hood rat equivalent of keeping Teenie Beanie Baby labels on. Grow up.

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes back Black Simon & Garfunkel to perform Ke$ha and Pitbull's hit "Timber"—and even if you hate the original song, you'll still find plenty of awesomeness in Black Simon & Garfunkel's version.

If you look past the camera angles and all the cinematography, his wrists do look awfully limp while he's chasing down a perp. I'd be willing to wager he even knows how to play hopscotch and sells cookies door to door...

If you've never seen a man crafting a tiny little horsey out of molten glass but always wanted to, YO. No need to thank me, no need to send me all your cash. Naked pictures couldn't hurt though, eh? Thx.

If you're a cat fan and and enjoyer of fine nuggets of factual information then this will be a veritable festival of fun for you eyes, ears and grey matter. There are facts aplenty and they're all about cats. Enjoy.

You see something new every day (in fact, on the internet, you see something new every 5 minutes). I really believe he can fly, but he probably won't be able to stay dry. Or sober.

It might not sound like a particularly exciting combination, but with a dash of sceience, this guy manages to make it pretty damn awesome. I knew liquid nitrogen could make bananas crunchy, but I never knew it could do this!

It's a classic case of '4 wheels good, 2 wheels BAD!' - A MotoGP racers motorcycle stalls at the green light and two guys slam into him at high speeds.