Spider Vs. Space Shuttle

When a giant spider descends on the atlantis space shuttle, all bets are off in the newsroom. Time to lark about and goof off to the max, winding up your coworkers. And finally, the story of the dancing traffic cop. WTF?

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

She really knows how to work that thing! As far as on air faux pas go, this one is a doozy. Sticking something fairly phallic looking in your mouth while working it rhythmically with your hand is always going to raise an eyebrow.

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?

Taking the form of an educational video for non-human space travellers, the video reveals the intimidating nature of the human race—we’re quite a scary bunch, especially before breakfast.

Haters, they’re gonna hate, right? So fight them with embracing love. At least that’s what these guys have done, instead of fighting fire with fire, they’ve thanked the trolls for their services to hate.

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

A cute blonde songstress topples faster than the Berlin wall, but she manages to play it off pretty well and keep lip sync...I mean, singing

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.