Soccer Fan Can't Eat Ice Cream

Sometimes the easiest of challenges are still too much. Ok, so he can't figure out how to eat ice cream AND he's red-headed? This kid is going to have his work cut out for him in life. Chill bro'!

Some dogs are exceptionally skilled at catching and fetching, but some dogs, like these, are absolutely terrible. Somewhere along their way the forgot how to be dogs and do dog stuff, but it makes for hilarious viewing anyway.

This mini fridge beer canon robot is pretty cool. I sincerely hope that building a hot chick robot is next on his list. Then he'll have a party on his hands.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos were made for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, well, prepare yourself to get pwnd!

This is either genius or the harbinger of the End Times and I can't for the life of me decide which it is. While it's funny watching someone sing while petrified, it represents a new low in televisual entertainment.

Welcome to meathed central - At the Kosciuszko Community Center Deadlift competition in 2013 Mike BURRITO weighed in at 239lbs. His opening lift was 525, then I PRd his second lift at 570, then took a quick nap after trying 600.

Admit it. You totally want one of these. Sure, it looks a bit wobbly in the air and has that distict whiff of Blue Peter about it, but it's still a Delorean, it still has lights on it and it still flies. So cool.

The special effects master, Freddie Wong, teams up with the epic meal guy to make epic special effects. So you get a storm of guns raining down, planets taking up the sky, and lots of cool cars and helicopters.

He might not look all that sprightly in all his Marvel cameos, but there's life in the old dog yet. Well, there's life in his extraordinarily convincing stunt double at least. Still, pretty cool video.

And you thought February had got away with it, but no, here is the roundup of all the people who had a bad month. Will the internet ever get tired of seeing people fall over and injure themselves? No, no it won’t.