Sh#t Nobody Says

There are more of these videos cropping up every minute. This is one of the better ones. It has nothing to do with stuff that chicks say and instead lists thinks that nobody on the planet says. EVER.

MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.

Can you move like spiderman? Unlike his previous forray into the world of dance, this one won't make you gay but it may amuse you. It amused me. Not sure whether that was down to his strange moves or the awesome music though...

The modern Ikea-born meatball-consuming vikings now unleash high octane phone racing upon us !

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

I feel the need for speeeeeed!!! This badboy has a pilot with a camera for a head & an afterburner made from some old christmas lights. Just temper your raging jealousy while he does a sweet barrel roll.

TV hosts get embarrassed by a demonstration of a turkey caller that you operate by blowing. Laughter followed by awkward conversation. The first time is always the same.

This one is one super hot red head, although I seriously doubt that's natural. If it is, she may've been born close to a nuclear power plant.

Nathan Fielder handcuffs himself to a metal frame and gives himself 90 seconds to escape before a robotic claw pulls down his pants in front of a crowd of children, with a police officer standing by to arrest him.

This guy is trying to teach a 13 1/2 foot alligator a new trick. Lets hope it goes well and he doesn't get in the mood for a human snack. So far I don't think the alligator understands his part in the trick.

Another piece of WTFery from a incomprehensible depths of the You Tubes. If this makes any kind of sense to you then you should probably seek professional help. For the record this is my new favourite lip synch vid.