Showoff Soldier Smacked in the Teeth

Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.

For some reason there's nothing quite as gratifying as watching an abject failure played out in glorious slow motion. The only thing that can improve on this formula is having a mate in the background not giving a single fuck.

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

Everyone knows that dogs are good at doing tricks but can a canine read Mein Kampf? What about staging a low budget version of The Passion, casting itself in the lead role?

Is it me or is modern technology getting waaay too intrusive - WTF?

This little firecracker is never one to go halfway when it comes to producing seriously hot webcam videos, this time around is no different... HOTTIE!!

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Michelle, Michelle, poor Michelle! I bet she never realized when she 'came' into the recording studio to sing a new jingle for Golden Kiss Mayo that it'd end so man-mayo-iciously.

This trailer parody from Thanks Mom Productions hilariously combines Chris Pratt's upcoming role in Jurassic World and his role as the lovable Andy Dwyer on NBC's Parks and Recreation.

This guy spent about 3 hours assembling this flying shark and it worked perfectly inside. When you stopped controlling it, it would float back to the ground, so he thought, why not take it outside. FAIL!

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.