STD

Well, let's make sure we don't get the STD this dude's got..OMFG!!!

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

Some kids will go to any lengths to get their parent's attention, sometimes it goes waay too far - "Will you give me attention now? What about now, am I interesting yet?"

There's nothing like venting spleen on some of Steve Jobs' finest achievements in the shiny gadget world. Take a gun, a hammer, and some blunt instruments and start pummelling the crap out of them. Then breath. Isn't that better?

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.

What the hell has someone done to these girls' faces? It looks like their lips have been injected with the Earth's supply of collagen and then slapped about with a swarm of electric eels.

If you're a fan of getting drunk, the good thing about it is there's always a reason to do it, no matter what day it is or what you've got to do the next day, they'll always be an excuse to get absolutely wasted.

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert recently got schooled in this subject when he unleashed fury on LeBron James in a letter published to the web in Comic Sans. Each font has it's time and place.

Billbaords are there for a reason, we look at them. Witness some fine examples of deliciously brilliant advertising 'adjustment' that actually makes advertising actually worth looking at.