Rocket In The Pocket Fireworks Accident

Is that a rocket in your pocket or... STOP, DROP AND ROLL!

Has she come here to find a computer programmer who leads a secret life as a hacker called Neo?

We all love cute girls but sometimes they can go a little bit toooo far - The arrow on the hotness-meter dropped so fast for this chick it almost snapped off.

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a bully get whats coming to them. This bozo thinks it's a good idea to pick on the little guy but doesn't realise he's a secret ninja.

You know the old expression: It ain't over until the toothless Spanish guy sings.

Apparently childbirth is a wondrous thing to behold. One of nature's miracles. I'm sure it is, but I don't think I'd want to catch a glimpse of it while I was eating my spaghetti bolognese.

This is just too cool

Sometimes, especially in the case of this hapless dude, it's better to be lucky than good. It takes a special talent to pass off a FAIL as an intended trick!

Whoops. A phone number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect callers to a Feed the Children line but instead connects them to a sex line. Coincidence? Chance? Mistake?

There's nothing funnier than illiterate intenet postings, except those same poorly typed prose being read by a classically trained Shakespearean actor, purposefully enunciating all the typos perfectly.

No need to hide in shame ever again when you borrow the family car. This is the kind of performance that will get you noticed, plus every cop in the world will want to meet you too. How cool.