Remarkable Audition

This is definitely not the kind of singing I expected her to be doing. Still, if you're into death metal I'm sure it's extremely good. Not sure the judges really know what to think about it though...

This is not a video for the weak hearted. I wish I could be this dirty when I turn 80. Dildos,Porkrinds, "Suck my dead pig" Need I say more??

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them.

Some chick in the USA gets bitten by one before she has a chance to stomp it’s arachnoid ass – WTF!? Lock your doors, barricade the windows & forget the zombie invasion, there's a new kid on the block & it wants your blood!

The new generation of video gaming is not lost on this dude - This old guy delivers a well-timed elbow to his son's face. Who says old people have a hard time picking up new technology?

This same cup once fed 5,000 Seahawks fans with just five pretzels and two chicken wings. True story!

Benedict Cumberbatch is a man of many talents, not only is he Sherlock Holmes and Julian Assange, but he can do a mean Chewbacca too - what a class act he is.

Ahh, what could be better than using an efficient public service as a means of transport? After watching this video I'd rather be thrown under the bus then have to sit on one of those seats.

I know this game has been getting rave reviews but I have yet to play the copy i bought on Steam. This mod however tips the balance and wild ponies wouldn't stop me from playing it now! So awesome.