Rachel Ray's Porn On The Cop

Rachel teaches us a corn on the cob trick, and at the same time manages to turn us on.

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

There's a lot of camaraderie in the army but that also means a lot of pranking too. So pity this poor guy, all he wants is to take a peaceful dump, but he's friends have other ideas of the explosive kind.

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Did the earth move for you? It sure as hell did for the folks on that pretty poorly thought out stage. I mean if you know there's going to be something like a CAR coming to a stop, surely you'd make sure the floor is stuck down?

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.

A slow fuse keeps a firework from exploding in the air and it falls near a crowd of people and blows up.

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window.

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