Protips For Household Items

Have you ever wondered what the 'real' usues for normal, everyday household items was? Why not try some of these out and become a super housewife on steroids with these ingenious little tips.

Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.

Wow! What a nice tight perfect butt! Someone please comment and tell us who this hottie newscaster is!

I heard this guy likes bling so he got some bling on his bling. They say a man can have all the bling that money can buy, but is he happy? Well, this guy certainly looks it, so yeah, he is.

No? Then get the f#cking camera out my face!

A simple guide explaining how to get the most out of your latest Blizzard game. It's quite a simple formula, but then again it's quite a simple game. It's as addictive as bacon flavored crack but it's still simple.

Since when did Hogwarts get so many hotties? I'd love to grab my magic wand and cast a spell on these three wannabe witches and create the best foursome the world has ever seen. If you need me i'll be in my bunk!

And look what you wake up to. Ugh. Double ugh. No sharing a breakfast with this not-so-fine specimen of the female species, but such is the manipulative powers of make-up.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

It's not enough to walk around with a boring plastic bag any more, to stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?